Pig jokes

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?
He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the pig join the Army?
He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

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