Pig jokes

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
"That's the end of me!"

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
"Yum Yum."

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
"Heavy!"

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
"Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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