Pig jokes

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
Pigs don't have red noses.

Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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