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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?
Pigpockets.
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?
"Mmm. Canapes."
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
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