Pig jokes

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When is a pig an ecologist?
When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?

What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?
They'd form pigget lines.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
"Stop "N Slop Markets"

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