Pig jokes

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What do you say to a naked pig?
"I never sausage a body."

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub him with oinkment.

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