Pig jokes

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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
A swine gut !

What did the pig call a manuscript?
A shoat story.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
Because they called it garbage.

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