Pig jokes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 | Page 27 | 28 29 30 31

Next pig jokes »

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why isn't there a Superpig?
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Next pig jokes »

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 | Page 27 | 28 29 30 31

Browse all the jokes by category:

...or read some samples at jokes directory.