Pig jokes

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If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths.

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of?
Any party where there's lots of food.

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
She reads them pig tales.

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