Pig jokes

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
He was a little shoat.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why are there so many piggy banks?
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why are pigs such great football fans?
They're always rooting.

Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

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