Pig jokes
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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?
A stunt ham.
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?
A crashing bore.
Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
Pig's tie !
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