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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?
"Mmm. Canapes."
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?
Pigpockets.
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
Because they called it garbage.
Why did the pig send his story to New York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
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