What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?
A crashing bore.
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?
A stunt ham.